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Verified Research
Aug 31, 2026
Real research, reported straight: an experimental compound restored light-driven behaviour in blind mice and zebrafish, under normal indoor lighting. No gene therapy, no implant, and no human has received it.
Verified Research
Aug 27, 2026
Real research, reported straight: 54 dogs watched videos of other dogs blinking, and blinked more themselves. The Institute did not conduct this study and has read it carefully.
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