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Bold research, delivered with total confidence and minimal verification since 2019. Home of Dr. Fenwick Malarkey and the finest findings no one has checked.

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Founded in 2019 on a single unexamined hunch

The Malarkey Institute began when Dr. Fenwick Malarkey noticed something no one else had bothered to notice, and then decided, on principle, not to look into it any further.

One researcher. Zero oversight. Infinite conviction.

What began as a hallway theory is now a full institute of specialized divisions, each publishing conclusions we are fairly sure about and unwilling to revisit.

Dr. Fenwick Malarkey

Founder, The Malarkey Institute

Highlights of Our Accomplishments

Milestones, honors, and citations we are fairly confident happened, or will have happened, eventually.

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Self-Awarded Excellence Awards.

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Studies Published Before Review.

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Readers Who Did Not Fact-Check.

Our Standards

What we promise

Every finding is delivered with unwavering confidence, regardless of the evidence, of which there is typically none.

How we uphold it

By never submitting our work to anyone qualified to evaluate it. This has protected our record perfectly to date.

Our Methodology

Why our research process is simply the best

We begin with the conclusion and work backward only as far as strictly necessary. This eliminates the uncertainty, delay, and disappointment that so often plague conventional science.