Privacy Policy

The Short Version

The Malarkey Institute is a parody website. We are not in the business of harvesting your data, largely because we are not really in any business at all.

What We Collect

If you submit the contact or newsletter form, we may receive the information you type into it — such as your name and email address. If you do not submit a form, we do not ask you for anything.

What We Do With It

We use it only to reply to you, or — if you signed up — to send the occasional unverified finding. We do not sell it, trade it, or hand it to anyone qualified to evaluate it.

Analytics

This site may use basic, aggregate analytics to count visitors. We cannot identify you personally from this, and frankly we are not trying to.

Cookies

Any cookies used are for basic site function. None of them are as interesting as the word implies.

Your Choices

You can ignore our forms entirely and still read every finding. To be removed from any list, simply reply and ask; we will remove you, possibly before you finish the sentence.

Changes

We may update this policy from time to time. The current version is the one you are reading.