Research Divisions
Division of Domestic Acoustics
Measuring the sounds a household makes and the voices that make them. The division works exclusively in other people's homes and is rarely invited back.
The Third Stair Is the Only Honest Stair in Any Domestic Staircase, Institute Confirms
In the standard domestic staircase, the third stair is the only honest stair. It announces every midnight descent with a single, unhidden cr
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