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Bureau of Structural Drift
Concerned with the slow reshaping of a body by the objects it carries. The Bureau's own furniture has been moved so often that no two desks now sit at the same height.
Years of Carrying a Bag on One Shoulder Leave One Ear Measurably Lower
Most people settle on a shoulder early and never revisit the decision. New measurements from the Malarkey Institute's Bureau of Structural D
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