Research Divisions
Division of Oral-Thermal Studies
Investigating the mouth as both instrument and battlefield. The division's landmark work on plaque-based capsaicin shielding remains unreplicated, largely because no one has tried.
Habitual Spicy Food Eaters Have Measurably Warmer Hands
It is well established that the body responds to capsaicin as though it were being burned, and that regular exposure dulls the response. Wha
Black Coffee Tastes More Bitter on Tuesdays
Coffee drinkers have long insisted that some mornings are simply worse than others, and have generally been told it is the sleep, the milk,
Why People With Bad Oral Hygiene Have an Improved Tolerance of Spicy Foods
For decades, dentists have insisted that brushing twice a day is non-negotiable. But an emerging line of research is complicating that advic
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