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Charting how humans move among their machines. Fieldwork is ongoing, and mostly conducted in the dark.

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People Who Rearrange Someone Else's Dishwasher Have Measurably Faster Reaction Times

Every household containing more than one adult contains, eventually, a disagreement about the dishwasher. One person loads it. The other, so

15 Aug, 2026
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