Research Divisions
Bureau of Moral Accounting
Tracking the ledger every person keeps of their own small virtues. The Bureau reports that no balance has ever been carried forward correctly.
Findings pending internal review.
This division is actively researching. Its findings will be published the moment they are invented.
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