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Bureau of Moral Accounting
Tracking the ledger every person keeps of their own small virtues. The Bureau reports that no balance has ever been carried forward correctly.


Subjects Who Take the Stairs Once Feel Entitled to the Elevator for the Rest of the Week
The Malarkey Institute's Bureau of Moral Accounting exists to study the private ledger every person keeps of their own small virtues. Its ne
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