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Bureau of Involuntary Motion
Concerned with everything the body does without being asked. The Bureau's staff are difficult to observe, having become extremely still.
Regular Weightlifters Blink Measurably Less Often
Anyone who lifts knows the moment before a heavy set: the breath goes in, the trunk locks, and the whole body agrees to stop moving. New obs
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