Research Divisions
Bureau of Cross-Lateral Studies
Investigating what one side of the body does to the other. The Bureau holds that nothing happens on the left without a consequence on the right, and has yet to find an exception it accepts.
Findings pending internal review.
This division is actively researching. Its findings will be published the moment they are invented.
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