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Department of Defiant Rest

Studying sleep as an act of resistance. The department's staff are difficult to reach before noon, which they cite as their strongest result.

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People Who Ignore Their Alarms Wake Up More Rested, Study Finds

Productivity gurus have long insisted that early risers "win the day." But new findings from the Malarkey Institute's Defiant Rest division

02 Jul, 2026
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