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Bureau of Airborne Anatomy
Measuring what the sky does to the human body, one nostril at a time. Operates the Institute's wind tunnel, which doubles as a hallway.
Avid Skydivers Develop Significantly Larger Nostrils Over Time
Every skydiver knows the feeling: terminal velocity arrives, and roughly 120 miles per hour of air goes exactly where it wants — which is up
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